What would Awk do

An inhouse GURU!!! How nice, Can you tell me what the weather is up to the last 6 months the weather has gone nutty!! Rain wrong time of year heat waves in winter etc.
 
weather is gonna continue to be nutty, i think this is an "el nino" year,
and now available................
the new "what would awk do" bikini cover-ups for your lady, hahahaaaaaaa
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/\/\/\/\/\ naw little buddy, you're doin good work from what i saw on the bike, just i've done a bunch of them brake systems and thru trail and lots of errors, have it down, plus you bought them parts from someone else, not me, and it wasnt right, just glad i could help ya get 'em workin right
now we needa ride together soon??????

haha yea that would be sweet im alwasy the only blasty rider kinda feel left out lol i was ripoing all day yesterday and half the time i wasnt even on the blasty my one firned kept asking me to switch for a little bit so i did nice to ride something else every now and again but itd be great to have another blasty
 
Haha, the "praise the man" thread, I like it.
AND, agree, AWK, for an ol' fart, is definitely the man, and I am sure has come through strong for just about everyone on here, at some point or another.

I know he has for me, no doubt. Thx AWK!!!!

Anyway, props to the man, how but a sticky for AWK?
Call it, as discussed, "Ask AWK" ???? I:I
 
weather is gonna continue to be nutty, i think this is an "el nino" year,
and now available................
the new "what would awk do" bikini cover-ups for your lady, hahahaaaaaaa
4qfuky.jpg

god, even the lady behind her is taking a pic, lol, also, awk, here's a easy one, why doesn't mcdonalds sell hot dogs?
 
Hey Awk, Why is my electric bill $140 a month and the dude that lives next door has a bigger place and pays $70. He also runs an AC all summer long. Something is a muck!

/\/\/\/\/\/\ hey ken, the guy next door dug a trench, ran some wire and is stealing electric from you

and as for why mickey d's doesnt sell hot dogs????? i'm stumped on that one
 
since awk is stumped on the hot dogs things
my .02 is that if mickey d did sell hot dogs they would be fried pieces of sh*t
 
awk whats a good way to off a wife lol

/\/\/\/\ take her fishing, to a nice "romantic" secluded spot, have a wine, cheese, fresh fruit picnic, be sure to pump her full of wine!!!!!!!, then set off to a nice deep hole for some fishin
preferably her in some loose fitting chestwaders, and have an "accidental drowning", no weapon, no dna evidence, and any footprints left were from you tryin to save her!!!! baaahahahaaaaaa
and you couldnt call for help right away cause your cell got wet during the "rescue attemp"


roadkill..............."this has been bugging me for a while but which came first the chicken or the egg lol "

/\/\/\/\/\ the egg came first, thats why we eat them in the morning for breakfast, and save the chicken for later's dinner, preferably bbq'd on the grill!!!!!!!


hudak.............."i got a good one awk how can u make a blaster travle threw time lol"

/\/\/\/\ get yourself some "magic mushrooms" and let them soak in your fuel mix for a day or 2, they always seemed to have me "time travelin", back in the day!!!!!
 
hey awk.. i would really like some new reeds for fathers day.. how do i break it to the wife? should i send the kid in for me? help a bro out!! lol :-/ :-/