Just Ask Awk

[speedyslyder]

also i need help making sense of this
how do i prepare myself for this game?

 

[dirtysquared]

The age old question.....which came first...the chicken or the egg?

 

[OConnor Racing]

also i need help making sense of this
how do i prepare myself for this game?

Okay, I'll take over for my buddy Awk. Scotch tape a pin to your finger and have at it.

 

[OConnor Racing]

The age old question.....which came first...the chicken or the egg?

The chicken came first. Kim Kardashien came next, followed by Miley Cyrus, and I just came on my last cylinder. Soooooooo sexy.

 

[OConnor Racing]

Why is there belly button fluff?

You get belly button fluff from masturbating at the speed of light with a T shirt on, hence displacing cotton fibers to the next highest orifice of your body. It's simple physics my friend and you might want to slow down.

 

[OConnor Racing]

Why can i not find a Metric adjustable wrench anywheres?
Im also still in search of a Board Stretcher cannot find one
any help AWK?
Also my moving stairs="escalator" question went un answered lol

You don't need a metric adjustable wrench, just buy metric wrenches. You'll never find a board stretcher, measure twice and cut once my friend.

 

[DUALSTROKE]

If staples sells staples then what does dicks sell?

 

[DUALSTROKE]

also i need help making sense of this
how do i prepare myself for this game?

First thing you need to learn is how to speak greek.

 

[Markblaster]

Why do Aliens abduct Humans if we are an inferior race?

 

[DUALSTROKE]

If I have a 7th grade edumacation and can't read or write proper English does it make me illiterate?