What would Awk do

hey awk.. i would really like some new reeds for fathers day.. how do i break it to the wife? should i send the kid in for me? help a bro out!! lol :-/ :-/


absolutely get the kid to help you out, after all he's the one giving the fathers day gift, he should have a say in what it is!!! get him to tell mommy that he heard you out in the garage cussin and swearin up a storm about having spent all this time, effort and money on this quad, only to be having reed troubles, and that if it was only closer to christmas you'd ask santa cluas for new ones, and "mommy, i dont like when daddy gets sad about his blaster, so i wanna get him new reeds for his blaster on fathers day, so daddy can be happy again"
 
absolutely get the kid to help you out, after all he's the one giving the fathers day gift, he should have a say in what it is!!! get him to tell mommy that he heard you out in the garage cussin and swearin up a storm about having spent all this time, effort and money on this quad, only to be having reed troubles, and that if it was only closer to christmas you'd ask santa cluas for new ones, and "mommy, i dont like when daddy gets sad about his blaster, so i wanna get him new reeds for his blaster on fathers day, so daddy can be happy again"

eeeeexcellant *taps fingers together menacingly* im gonna go with that, but ive got a daughter not a son but its all good I:I I:I I:I you da man awk, this thread is going to go on forever lol :D
 
no my nannyglo bro, no cutting or injecting wd40, that was popular for awhile, untill those using it started needing new kidneys, that sh*t just eats kidneys up, try your local animal vet and get some sh*t called "horse linament" tell 'em your horse has a sore knee, or try some of them new fruity "joint health" drinks that have glucosimine in it, available at the local grocery store or walmart
 
i dont fool with mt dew, so never investigated it,
i drank some one time with dinner, then went to the titty bar all nite, and ended up pukin mt dew up till morning, so i cant even stand the taste of it anymore
 
this aint about right or wrong,
just "what awk would do" or has done.
most things i've done in my life have either been wrong, illegal or at least immoral !!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
i suggest you keep your liscence for a while and just take it easy, after numerous suspensions and tons of fines,
mostly from 2 gti's and a jetta gli, but a few back in the day in my '71 big block monte carlo, i think the old man's gonna get his speed addiction satisfied on the blasty, in the dirt from now on, and just lemme see them try and turn on the flashing lights there!!!!!! hahahaaaaaa
 
i got one i bet noone could get not even the great awk i made a girl moose outa tin foil and named it mr kitty why is what puzzles everyopne even me
 
hudu, i'm right down the road in vinco, and i've tasted nanty glo water, theres definately sumthin in that sh*t, have you looked across the street and see some of the people hangin at the gazebo and tiny's resturant, and how bout that sexy girl that owns that antique place on the corner, i heard she's quite freakin looney too
see, awk knows nanty glo
 
baaaaahahahaahaaa "the back legs move"
thats more imagination than whats in the water, puff, puff, pass!
 
first pics of her bling the seconds whe i first made her and the thiurd shows her movable back legs shes made outa tin foil saftey pins super glue and srews
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