wow im not even going to read the whole thread but thats gay as f*ck. personally id just park there with my truck, they cant do anything, litterly cant do sh*t. theres no law, even if its there parking, theres no parking law for it like there is for handicap spots. same thing goes for the newborn or expecting mother spots but with that you just dont use them, this one you posted would just piss people off.
get a big ass lifted truck with huge tires and a big knarly v8 and park in it. just sit on the back of it and see the reactions.