i think my girlfriend is cheating on me

I heard that story at least 5 years ago. And I'm not a "joy kill," it's called not being ignorant and applying common sense.

how is it applying common sense, hes simply telling a joke he heard, just because you know about it doesn't mean everybody else knows it
 
I heard that story at least 5 years ago. And I'm not a "joy kill," it's called not being ignorant and applying common sense.

Nice attempt at being witty, but that doesn't even make sense. TS tried to bring the lulz. He succeeded for 1.5 pages, now it's a sh*t thread.
 
You implied that people who laughed at TS's joke lacked knowledge and common sense, because the joke was new to them. Your logic is as good as your posting.
 
round of applause for motoman9911 for hearing the joke 5years ago. i know a good trophy place, i'll get you a plaque made.
 
round of applause for motoman9911 for hearing the joke 5years ago. i know a good trophy place, i'll get you a plaque made.

Great idea. I found the perfect picture to put on the plaque.

you_win_the_prize.jpg
 
I thought what the HELL he just noticed the sprocket. Doesn't he look over his machine before or after every ride. No wonder his girlfriend is cheating!!! LMAO HAHAhahaa
 
yup thats funny as hell. i know first hand about angry girlfriends attacking precious objects.
 
so ive been quite suspicious of my girlfriend lately. She has been car-pooling with her ex boyfriend lately, he drives her to my house, and to there school(i go to a different school) and anyway i think their becoming more than friends again even when she says "we just friends". When he drops her off and i'm in the garage she usually gets right out of his car but if all the lights are off (they think i'm inside watching tv or outback in the shed) she sits in his car for like 20 minutes. So i decided to pull a quick one on them. One night i turned all the lights off and left the garage door open and hid behind my quad. Well his car pulled into my driveway and his headlight were shining on my quad and i noticed my sprocket was worn down and hooked should i get a new sprocket and chain or just a sprocket??

wtf????a.d.d??????????????
 
no i dont have a girl friend is just a joke.....lol

that is LAME. I'd rather have a cheating chick than no chick at all... so other guys hit it too. at least you can hit it too LOL. just make sure u run her cash too, then it's not really bad at all. maybe she just needs someone to biotch around so long u wear the pants and run her money too, she'll know who owns her ;) I:I