why 4 strokes are gay

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darederek

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They suck
Thrn they squueze
Then they bang
then they blow

And I don't know about you but I don't think of my bikes as women soooo that makes them gay
 
Almost all motors suck squeeze bang and blow... even the ones you aren't really thinking about.

Gas turbines, mitochondia, fusion stars (just to name a few of the ones you might not have been thinking about).

Also, two strokes use the same steps to combust fuel (albeit kind of all at the same time instead of four distinct strokes)
 
I was getting that 4 jokes are guys people. And yes I understand 2 strokes do it to. Way to ruin the joke by overthinking it
 
I just don't really get the beef with 4 strokes. They are superior powerplants.

2 strokes like Banshees(which is off a motorcycle mind you) will always dominate drags at dunes, but everywhere else, it's pretty much game over......and has been. Even then, even if you have the most badass banshee out at the dunes, it's somewhat kind of all for not as soon as somebody with a transplanted turbo Busa engine rolls up.

About the only appeal now with 2 strokes are powervalved, air cooled, yet high performance varieties in the sake of having weight savings......but engines like that are hard to come by. That might be the one appealing thing to me is a 125cc powervalved blaster with a chromoly chassis, etc. Down the line, I will probably pick up a Banshee or 250R as a side quad just to have fun with simply because the sound and feel are appealing but realistically they aren't faster when it comes to any sort of real riding. Even the mythical 250R has a hard time sniffing what modern day KTM's a doing by rolling out of the factory with 50+hp engines in them. Getting a 250R in race trim to 50hp is a task in and of itself with a stock cylinder and no powervalve for a pleasing race experience. Sure once you get up to 300/310/330/etc ESR kits and all that jazz they can get there, but like I said.......there are quads rolling out of the factory now....without larger bores, without aftermarket exhausts, intake mods, etc. that are putting out those numbers.....and are 4 strokes.
 
Any pussy need a 4T is easy to drive and they sound like shiit !. 2 STROKE is old school !! the way to go ! Banshee dominate on Drag races, 250r on circuits and blaster for smaller cc on circuits !. 2 stroke dominate all areas !
 
Because engineers (for legal reasons) aren't allowed to take FULL advantage of the 4 strokes power potential.

Both the CBR600 and R6 (same class different manufacturers) make over 100HP reliably. Imagine if the 450R class was an inline 450 making 80+ hp? No handicap needed....

Manufacturers would get their pants sued off if they actually sold them like that, and can't race what they don't sell. They make 450cc singles which cannot turn the same RPM (where 4 strokes have the advantage) as a balanced inline 4.
 
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