Uncle Ricos van!!!

[ruthless_one3k]

Some old guy in town just bought the actual van Uncle Rico drove in Napoleon Dynamite. I heard a rumor that this crazy old coot had bought the van so naturally I had to go and see for myself. and sure enough here it is

I just cant seem to figure out why someone would want a constant reminder of such a horrible movie

 

[Clay96]

haha your right, but there was some funny parts in it, other than that it was DUMB

 

[89custom]

so dumb it was funny. thats the point

 

[BrokenBlazer]

I say you buy it. The blaster would fit. What do you say Ruthless Rico. Sorry man I had 2

 

[blasterjarred]

lol i fell asleep in the middle of the movie and thats hard for me to do it sucked and everyone loved it but thats pirty funny

 

[01 fmf blaster]

thatmovie was pretty gay only sum parts were funny

 

[blasterman312]

it was f--king dull as hell

 

[ruthless_one3k]

The only part of that movie that I found remotely funny was when the old guy shot the cow in front of all the little kids on the school bus!

 

[Misfitsbob]

I thought the movie was funny as hell, but that's just because there was no plot what so ever. All the funny parts were really dry, and honestly reminded me of 3rd grade lmao.

I'd roll that van, I could put my blaster and my 50 in the back, and still have room for some ladies

 

[blaster biotch]

ya i loved that movie, i have seen it more than 10 times. so make u some damn qusadillas grannas gone to the dunes. i would pimp that van!

 

[xjma]

Uncle Rico's van!!! Lucky!!


"Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter."

"make yourself some god dang ke-sa-dillas!!"

I love that movie!!! It's high-Fn-larious!! Gosh, how could you not like it??


Napoleon Dynamite: Do the chickens have large talons?
Farmer: Do they have what?
Napoleon Dynamite: Large talons.
Farmer: I don't understand a word you just said.

Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore.

I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

Uncle Rico: What about your girlfriend?
Kip: Well, things are getting pretty serious right now. I mean, we chat online for, like, two hours every day so I guess you could say things are gettin' pretty serious.

Napoleon Dynamite: What kind of bike do you have?
Pedro: It's a sledgehammer.
Napoleon Dynamite: Dang! You got shocks, pegs... lucky! You ever take it off any sweet jumps?
Napoleon Dynamite: [Cut to Pedro jumping] You got like three feet of air that time

 

[xjma]

Kip: I'm just really trying to raise a few bucks now so I can bring her out for a few days.
Uncle Rico: Yeah, well what does she look like?
Kip: She's uh... she's got sandy blonde hair. She's uh... pretty good looking face, but I'm just getting really... just kinda TO'd because... I mean she hasn't even sent me a full body shot yet.


Yeah right. Who's the only one here who knows the illegal ninja moves from the government?