random ways that you got hurt

[blasterdude14]

as the title says just talk about some of the random ways you have gotten hurt
I'll start it off
well i was riding on my bike(crappy next) and i was gonna go down this little dirt road. On this little road is a bunch of puddles with one huge one in the middle which i thought was maybe 2 inches deep. so i was just gonna avoid like usual but as i went around the first puddle my rear tire slipped and sent me straight into it. my entire bike stopped instantly and i flew clear across the puddle and landed on a bunch of rocks. when i looked at the puddle closer it turned out to be nearly a foot deep with about 5 inche of thick mud. i ended up with just a couple of cuts and covered in dirt and rocks

 

[ajames942]

I pissed on my buddys computer when I was drunk so he punched me in the eye, I now have a black eye.

 

[blasterdude14]

I pissed on my buddys computer when I was drunk so he punched me in the eye, I now have a black eye.

LMFAO now thats funnyI:I

 

[blaster01]

one time when i was six i was runnin up the stairs and i trips and went chin first in the eged of the stairs and broke my leg in 2 places...this is what my leg looked like in the xray === =====
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the bone just got pushed stright back and i had this empty space between the 2 ends of bone

 

[ajames942]

Yeah, I woke up the next morning not in my normal clothes, just a pair of sweat pants on. My f*cking eye hurt like mad. I had to ride the rappy home about 4 miles with one contact in. it sucked. I also ran out of gas and had to push it to the nearest exxon. the whole day and night SUCKED.

 

[blasterdude14]

Yeah, I woke up the next morning not in my normal clothes, just a pair of sweat pants on. My f*cking eye hurt like mad. I had to ride the rappy home about 4 miles with one contact in. it sucked. I also ran out of gas and had to push it to the nearest exxon. the whole day and night SUCKED.

lol shows what gettin drunk does

 

[REEDracing94]

i was riding my old haro (i was grinding that day so i had pegs) and i went to hip a mulch pile and the peg stabbed me in my ankle....it was bleeding and i didnt wanna get it on my shoes so i stuffed the end of my jeans in my shoe

 

[ajames942]

yeah it does. I'm done getting drunk for awhile.

 

[blaster01]

one time when i was six i was runnin up the stairs and i trips and went chin first in the eged of the stairs and broke my leg in 2 places...this is what my leg looked like in the xray === =====
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the bone just got pushed stright back and i had this empty space between the 2 ends of bone

i cant get the post to do what i want but u get the idea

 

[blasterdude14]

keep postin things lol
another way i got hurt was i was just takin my bike for a spin around the culdasac i decided to be an idiot and pedaled as fast as i could comin to the culdasac and then i leaned the bike down goin around it and the peg caught the ground and spun the bike and threw me off

 

[ajames942]

One time i opened a can of raviolis from chef boy and i ran my thumb up the lid like an idiot and it had a nice inch and a half cut up my thumb lol

 

[07EigerRider]

I was real little like 4 or 5, i was at my moms house and walked out the door (about 3 ft up with no porch/steps), i landed on my head leaning on the house.

Another time i was at a party and fell on a goddamn slinky on the steps, my ankle looked like a damn softball.

 

[liljatownboy]

i stepped infront of my brothers friend while he was flying down the road on a bike with now break and i was like a deer in headlights

 

[blasterdude14]

i knew this thread was gonna start to get funny keep postin guys

 

[07EigerRider]

why is pain always funny? :-/:-/

 

[blasterdude14]

why is pain always funny? :-/:-/

no idea but it just is at least when it happens in funny ways

 

[zraffz]

I broke my nose in a bouncy house (padded inflatable child's toy) last year trying to do backflips, my usual words of wisdom before I get hurt "just one more try guys and then I'm done" and my knee somehow cracked me in the nose.
I ran into a fire escape door with my head down.. but I missed the door and hit the big metal edge of the wall. I got over 60 stitches.
I topped a go-ped out at like 25 MPH and drove it into sand and flew over the handle bars and flew like 6 feet and landed in gravel and got all sorts of messed up.
Most recent random injury was rolling the work quad doing donuts.

I get hurt all the time, I've learned to develop a huge tolerance for pain from cuts, burns, and scratches. My forearms, hands and legs are always torn up.

Oh and my brother hit me with my race car before I put the new motor in. He was putting the car on the trailer when he originally bought it (he owned it before and when he popped the motor I put my motor in it) and it had no brakes and he pinned my legs up against the bar on the front of the trailer. I couldn't even fall off the trailer I fell backwards and was dangling by my shins.

 

[blasterboy91]

One time i opened a can of raviolis from chef boy and i ran my thumb up the lid like an idiot and it had a nice inch and a half cut up my thumb lol

you must have a fat thumb dude cuz my thumb isnt that deep/big...but i take it you mean around your thumb right???

 

[ajames942]

lmao, no I mean from the finger nail down to where the thumb attaches lol. not an inch deep man haha an inch long

 

[samolia]

ok i have one.
when i was younger i JUST got my brand new mountain bike, so i go to take it out on its VERY FIRST ride so i hop on my bike and head down the driveway...
and i thought i would be a cool guy and skid my back tire so what do i do, i i have a brain fart and grab all the front break i could muster and end up going over the handle bars and eating gravel...
fun fun... hahaha