No need for that. Im outta here. he just wants the weenie and im not gonna give it to him tonight.. he will have to find someone else..

I would have liked to see a better explaination of why he wants "The weenie" and maybe a price from you if he were to purchase "The weenie". That would have rounded out the crack much better. Ill give some examples
"You couldnt get "The Weenie" If you paid me $10k"
OR
""The weenie" i have is too good for you."
Often time, including his mother and your "Weenie" is a sure fire way to get a good shot in.
These are but a few suggestion regarding the use of "The weenie" for future referense.