only read 4th page . i like the 4 construction men and the camel and elephant ...will read the rest later lol lol lol haha HE MADE HIS OWN LUNCH!!!
jokes?
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There's a guy who lives in Ohio. One morning, he hears a voice in his head. The voice says "Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas.
He ignores the voice.
Later in the day, he hears the voice again. "Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas."
Again, he ignores the voice.
Soon he hears the voice every minute of the day. "Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas."
He can't take it anymore. He believes the voice. He quits his job, sells his house, takes all his money, and flies to Las Vegas. As soon as he steps off the plane, the voice says, "Go to Caesar's Palace."
He goes to Caesar's Palace.
The voice says, "Make your way to the roulette table."
He goes to the roulette table.
The voice says, "Put all your money on red 23."
He puts all his money on red 23.
The dealer spins the wheel. It comes up black 17.
The voice says, "F**ck."
He ignores the voice.
Later in the day, he hears the voice again. "Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas."
Again, he ignores the voice.
Soon he hears the voice every minute of the day. "Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas."
He can't take it anymore. He believes the voice. He quits his job, sells his house, takes all his money, and flies to Las Vegas. As soon as he steps off the plane, the voice says, "Go to Caesar's Palace."
He goes to Caesar's Palace.
The voice says, "Make your way to the roulette table."
He goes to the roulette table.
The voice says, "Put all your money on red 23."
He puts all his money on red 23.
The dealer spins the wheel. It comes up black 17.
The voice says, "F**ck."
Cargo Plane flying over the Gobi Desert crashes and there were only 3 survivors. A Russian , an American and a Pollock . They rummage through the wreckage for anything they can use to survive . after an hour of searching they gather with what they could scrounge up . The russian shows everyone he found a old machete , kind of dull but he explains can be used to cut open desert plants such as cactus and get to the moisture inside . The american found several canteens , He explains if we do find a source of water , we can use these to transport it with us , thereby extending our ability to survive and look for civilization , The pollock props up a Car Door he found . The Russian and the American look Puzzled and ask " what can we use that for?" the pollock replies " if we get too hot , I can roll down the window "
So after I hollowed out this Canadian girl, she breaks into the greatest Darth Vader impression I ever heard. Only problem is that I never heard him say "Give me....... back my....... inhaler" in any of the Star Wars movies
and then there was
I texted my boss, "What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?"
He answered, "I don't know."
I replied "I'm not coming in this morning."
and then there was
I texted my boss, "What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?"
He answered, "I don't know."
I replied "I'm not coming in this morning."
What did one side of the pu ssy say to the other?
Watch out here comes two nuts driving a hot rod
Watch out here comes two nuts driving a hot rod
Fine. What ever. It don't make any sence to me but your only 13,so I'll leave it at that.just remember my age. Us older guys may not take things as the same meaning as you younger guys.Don't want to start a battle over a misunderstood post.
ok sense you are not the brightest of the bunch.
the joke means, super noober is gay, but when he rapes his blaster, he is still nice to his blaster. meaning when he rides his blaster and abuses it, he is still maintains it. you don't.
it is a joke, sh*t. you just ruined the joke. newbie got it.
the joke means, super noober is gay, but when he rapes his blaster, he is still nice to his blaster. meaning when he rides his blaster and abuses it, he is still maintains it. you don't.
it is a joke, sh*t. you just ruined the joke. newbie got it.
I'm not bright? I'm not the one that came up with the joke.I'm bright enuf to know when someone is calling me a fag.I think you need to chill with the gay bashing.it's racist. Same as calling a black person the N word.
