i am gunna do u a favour and correct you before she does, it isnt racist it is homophobia lol
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i am gunna do u a favour and correct you before she does, it isnt racist it is homophobia lol
bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
the last job in the world i saw u was HR lolololololol
See. You do get it in the @ss alot. Lol. That's a hard job there. I would be biotch smacking people every day.
....And now, back to the show!
A man walks into a bank, walks up to one of the women tellers and says,
"I want to open a f**cking checking account."
She says, "Sir, would you please watch your language!"
He says, "f**ck my language. I want to open a f**cking checking account."
She says, "Sir! If you don't watch your language, I'm going to have to get the manager."
He says, "I don't give a damn about watching my f**cking language! I want to open a f**cking checking account!"
She leaves and gets the manager.
The manager walks up to the man and says, "What seems to be the problem?"
He says, "I just won thirty million dollars in the motherf**cking lottery, and I want to open a f**cking checking account."
The manager jerks his thumb towards the teller and says,
"Is this biotch giving you trouble?"
A man walks into a bank, walks up to one of the women tellers and says,
"I want to open a f**cking checking account."
She says, "Sir, would you please watch your language!"
He says, "f**ck my language. I want to open a f**cking checking account."
She says, "Sir! If you don't watch your language, I'm going to have to get the manager."
He says, "I don't give a damn about watching my f**cking language! I want to open a f**cking checking account!"
She leaves and gets the manager.
The manager walks up to the man and says, "What seems to be the problem?"
He says, "I just won thirty million dollars in the motherf**cking lottery, and I want to open a f**cking checking account."
The manager jerks his thumb towards the teller and says,
"Is this biotch giving you trouble?"
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts he sentence with "a man once told me".
Why do women has smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
What do you call a woman who lost 95% of her intelligence?
Divorced.
What should you do if your girl starts smoking?
Slow down and use lubricant.
Why are there no female astronauts on the moon?
It doesnt need cleaning yet.
When she starts he sentence with "a man once told me".
Why do women has smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
What do you call a woman who lost 95% of her intelligence?
Divorced.
What should you do if your girl starts smoking?
Slow down and use lubricant.
Why are there no female astronauts on the moon?
It doesnt need cleaning yet.
Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.
How are women and a pile of dog crap alike? The older they get, the easier they are to pick up !!!!!!!!!! cougar anyone??
How are women and a pile of dog crap alike? The older they get, the easier they are to pick up !!!!!!!!!! cougar anyone??
