jokes?

[88' blaster]

any one got some good jokes

 

[mystic mafia]

what did the wall say to the other wall?
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meet you in the corner
i know it isnt funny i just had to put up the cheesiest joke!

 

[88' blaster]

wow.................just wow

 

[Drifz1]

how do you sink a submarine full of blondes ??
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knock on the door lol

 

[88' blaster]

haahahahahahahahah... thats a good one

 

[Drifz1]

a priest told me it LOl

 

[88' blaster]

even better.............lol

 

[mezy97]

what do blondes and railroads have in common?..........................















they get laid across america!!!

 

[88' blaster]

blonde jokes<3.............

 

[blasterdemon7]

How do you get twocathlic preist to fight?








Throw a young boy between them

 

[88' blaster]

heard that one already

 

[blasterdemon7]

And the wall one was better?8-|

 

[Kgibson]

Scientist say that most women, at least once in there lifetime, will contain intellegent DNA

unfortunately 95 percent of them will spit it out

 

[mezy97]

what did the girls one leg say to the other?................














idk they never met!!!

 

[88' blaster]

And the wall one was better?8-|

no................

 

[blasterdude14]

Ok long one here but its hilarious so bare with me

A girl decides to spice up her sex life with her boyfriend, so she sticks 3 starburst inside, her and her boyfriend have some fun. Next thing you know her boyfriend is breaking out along the chin, so he heads to the doctor where he finds out he has herpes. So the girl, her boyfriend, and the doctor talk about the sex where the doctor learns about the starburst. Well he asks how many starburst he ate the boy replied 4, the girl says to him there were only 3. He swallowed a ball of herpes

 

[Drifz1]

how do you get twocathlic preist to fight?








Throw a young boy between them

lmfaoo!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[hudack]

how do you get five babies into a bucket
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a blender how do you get them out?
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doritos

 

[acezeesawtooth]

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet????
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the 1984 hide and go seek champion

 

[hudack]

wait i have a better one you wana hear a joke womans rights