We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where:
means a smile and,
is a frown.
Sometimes these are represented by


Sometimes these are represented by

:-(
Well, how about some 'BUTTICONS?'
Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone X(
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass B)
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass
hehehehe, which one would you use the most?