Who was the first person...

Ok, my mind wanders and today was no exception. I dont know why I thought of this but I did and now I have decided to share it with all of you.

Who was the first person to figure out that you could milk a cow and what the heck were they doing to that cow when they figured it out. And then they decided it would be a good idea to put it in there mouth. I say this guy had some issues.
 
lok u guys are just plain weird haha. and i do wonder who was the first to milk a cow tho ... he was trying to suck the titties thingy and milk just came out and he was liek OH MY GOD !!!!
 
well mabe they thought if a lil cow is guna drink it then i can and also another thought is mabe they thought it would be like sucken a womans boobs since babys drink it to lol i dono weard topic
 
I know how it happened, The cow got some pollen stuck up its nose and it sneezed, and the milk shot out all the utters and there happened to be a bucket to catch it all at that very moment.