michael jacson jokes.
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Since he was 99% plastic they decided to melt him down into Lego blocks so little kids could play with him for a change.
Since he was 99% plastic they decided to melt him down into plastic bags so he could still be white trash and dangerous for little kids to play with.
Since he was 99% plastic they decided to melt him down into plastic bags so he could still be white trash and dangerous for little kids to play with.
when is it bed time at MJ's house???
when the big hand touches the little hand
what did the lady say to MJ as he steped infront of her at the beach???
get out of my SON!!!
when the big hand touches the little hand
what did the lady say to MJ as he steped infront of her at the beach???
get out of my SON!!!
mcdonalds is going to feature a special meal in honor of mj's death. Its going to be a 50 year old piece of meat between a 12 year old bun.
the coroner declared that mj died from food poisoning, they found a 12 year old weiner in his mouth at the time of his death
the coroner declared that mj died from food poisoning, they found a 12 year old weiner in his mouth at the time of his death
If you play thriller backwards, you can hear Michael confessing all the names of the boys he touched. That's why it is 14 minutes long.
Farrah Fawcett goes to heaven. God grants her one wish.
Farrah says, "Please take care of my children God, let them be safe from harm."
God kills Michael Jackson
Farrah Fawcett goes to heaven. God grants her one wish.
Farrah says, "Please take care of my children God, let them be safe from harm."
God kills Michael Jackson
i got a new radio for my car i say rock it plays rock i say rap it plays rap the other day some kids ran in front of me i said f@$*# kids it played michael jackson
How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.
What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A Michael Jackson slumber party.
There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.
What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A Michael Jackson slumber party.
when is it bed time at MJ's house???
when the big hand touches the little hand
NO sh*t i was going to say that one but you beat me i was going to say -> what time is it when the big hand is on the little hands...its micheal jackson time
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! hahaha
I told my brother the one about melting him down and turning into a PS3 so kids could play with him ... My brother said nawww they gonna melt him down and turn him into a Port-a-toliet so everyone can sh*t on him... LMFAO... hahaha Jacko..
I told my brother the one about melting him down and turning into a PS3 so kids could play with him ... My brother said nawww they gonna melt him down and turn him into a Port-a-toliet so everyone can sh*t on him... LMFAO... hahaha Jacko..
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