For sale Used girlfriend

If she is the one in the pix, then she may be worth alot, especially if she is a mute!!!
 
If she was the babe in the pic i doubt if you fellas would have ever had the pleasure of my company so to speak=)) (looks at his rep points) holy sh** how did i get rep points im an a**hole lol coincidentally i got in trouble for ebaying a friend of mine they said it could be misconstrued by too many people lol
 
I would buy it, but Im sure I would have to bore it out cause the cylinder is probally worn out and sloppy. Maybe shave it down too.
 
I would buy it, but Im sure I would have to bore it out cause the cylinder is probally worn out and sloppy. Maybe shave it down too.

=))Nah just get a sleeve. if you fellas have this problem at home just get her pregnant and after delivery just ask the doc to throw a couple extra stitches in for good measure.
lol im done now i have a feeling this is gonna get vulgar and get pulled (note i was only trying to make a joke i did not mean to offend anyone......wait on second thought F*** em if they cant take a joke)=))