Favorite quotes

my own quip from back in my 3 wheeler days........

go like hell, know when to bail !!!!!
 
A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool.

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.

A mistake is simply another way of doing things.

Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom.

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek.
 
Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.

From the errors of others, a wise man corrects his own.

As men get older, the toys get more expensive.

Forty is the old age of youth, fifty is the youth of old age.

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.
 
For want of a nail, the horseshoe was lost. For want of a horseshoe, the steed was lost. For want of a steed, the message was not delivered. For want of an undelivered message, the war was lost.'