A Game (See if we can keep it going)

[blasterKILLER]

ruthless is that boondocks????

 

[ruthless_one3k]

yup "Boondock Saints", one of my favorite movies.

"There's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you."

If you look to the left you will see a hintI:I

 

[B14573r]

heres a good one
"sir, is if you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile from Adolf Hitler... with a clean line of sight... Pack your bags, fellas. War's over."

 

[blasterman312]

heres a good one
"sir, is if you was to put me and this here sniper rifle anywhere up to and including one mile from Adolf Hitler... with a clean line of sight... Pack your bags, fellas. War's over."

Saving Ryan's Privates..... =))

Movie Quote: You can't handle the truth!

 

[blasterman312]

Movie: "Surely you can't be serious!", "I am serious... and don't call me Shirley."

 

[ruthless_one3k]

Movie: "Surely you can't be serious!", "I am serious... and don't call me Shirley."

Airplane=))

" I like them French fried potaters."

 

[blasterman312]

Airplane=))

" I like them French fried potaters."

^^SNL by Jimmy Fallon

Movie Quote:

"Show Me The Money!"

 

[hickskateboarder]

heres a hard one (adam sandler movie):
Ben stiller: good news, we just made 3 more sales, so extra arts and crafts time!
old lady: but my fingers hurt
Ben still: well now your backs gonna hurt because you just pulled landscapping duty.

happy gilmore

"big gulps, eh? well, see ya later!"

 

[98blaster+4]

dumb and dumber

good luck with this one

"your nothin but a city faggot with a cowboy hat on!"

 

[ruthless_one3k]

dumb and dumber

good luck with this one

"your nothin but a city faggot with a cowboy hat on!"

Devils rejects

big gulps eh? = Dumb and dumber

heres a couple from old favorite

Roy: Hey, I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one, whew.
[Takes a drink from the bucket]
Mr. Boorg: We don't have a cow. We have a bull.
Roy: I'm gonna brush my teeth.


Mr. Boorg: How many children do you have?
Roy: None that I know of. I mean, I'm unable to have children. Nasty cheese grating accident as a boy.


Oh yeah and that last one wasn't originally from SNL it was from Slingblade.

 

[Clay96]

movie quote: Ah-ah, I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking, "Did he fire six shots or only five?" And to tell you the truth, I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum - the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?!

 

[blasterfreek30]

^dirty harry

"someone once wrote hell is the impossibility of reason, thats what this place feels like, hell"

 

[ruthless_one3k]

I think that was in platoon but I'm not sure, its been forever since ive seen it. correct me if Im wrong.

I'm sorry this is rather long but its so funny I had to post it. I surely hope everyone knows this one!

King Arthur: You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight.
[the Black Knight doesn't respond]
King Arthur: I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
[no response]
King Arthur: I seek the bravest and the finest knights in the land who will join me in my court at Camelot.
[no response]
King Arthur: You have proved yourself worthy. Will you join me?
[no response]
King Arthur: You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy!
[attempts to get around the Black Knight]
Black Knight: None shall pass.
King Arthur: What?
Black Knight: None shall pass!
King Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight. But I must cross this bridge.
Black Knight: Then you shall die.
King Arthur: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside!
Black Knight: I move for no man.
King Arthur: So be it!
[they fight until Arthur cuts off Black Knight's left arm]
King Arthur: Now, stand aside, worthy adversary!
Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch!
King Arthur: A scratch? Your arm's off!
Black Knight: No, it isn't!
King Arthur: Well, what's that then?
King Arthur: I've had worse.
King Arthur: You liar!
Black Knight: Come on, you pansy!
[they fight again. Arthur cuts off the Knight's right arm]
King Arthur: Victory is mine!
[kneels to pray]
King Arthur: We thank thee, Lord, that in thy mercy -
[cut off by the Knight kicking him]
Black Knight: Come on, then.
King Arthur: What?
Black Knight: Have at you!
King Arthur: You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine!
Black Knight: Oh, had enough, eh?
King Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left!
Black Knight: Yes I have.
King Arthur: *Look*!
Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound.
[King Arthur has just cut the Black Knight's last leg off]
Black Knight: Okay, we'll call it a draw.
King Arthur: [Preparing to leave] Come, Patsy.
[King Arthur and Patsy ride off]
Black Knight: [calling after King Arthur] Oh! Had enough, eh? Come back and take what's coming to you, you yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!

 

[jlsparky7]

^ Monty python and the holy grail

Granny panties.... is that you? This video has had like 200,000 hits in the past 2 hours.

 

[darealblaster]

^^ zack and miri make a porno.. ( i think thats the name of her)

How dare you this is an 81 honda!!!

 

[duckhunter14]

^^Employee of the Month

Nursing Home Orderly: Good news, everybody, we're extending arts and crafts time by four hours today.
Elderly Woman: My fingers hurt.
Nursing Home Orderly: What's that?
Elderly Woman: My fingers hurt.
Nursing Home Orderly: Oh, well, now your back's gonna hurt, 'cause you just pulled landscaping duty. Anybody else's fingers hurt? ...I didn't think so.

 

[blasterkid114]

Happy gilmore

" Grab the weed, Grab some snacks, get fruit roll ups!"

 

[jlsparky7]

^ Pineapple Express

You a virgin?
Yes sir
Keep it that way... Aint gunna be no f*ckin tonight.

I think this is a hard one so a hint is Martin Lawrence.

 

[ridinfast03]

Bad Boys^^^

"I have an office filled with rich mahogany and many leather bound books"