your funniest blaster moment ?

[Awk08]

i wasnt gonna post in here, cause i try not to think or talk about this dirty c@#t,
but my ex and i stopped to take a leak, my freinds said they'd wait over the next hill, rolling gas line, well we just flew over about 10 ridges, so when i went to catch up i was crackin pretty hard, came over the crest and the trail turned hard, with a big ditch down one side, the freinds were stopped at the bottom watching all this, as some of you may have expereinced, with the stock drum brakes, they will lock up sometimes when wet, well seeing what was coming i mashed the brakes, the blasty with both of us on it stood straight up on the one front tire that locked, i left off but we must have been perfectly balanced cause it rode that one front tire down the hill just missing our freinds, between the big ditch and a tree out into a feild when it finally settled back down and stopped, the funniest part was my ex had a beer in her hand and never spilled a drop the whole wild ride, freinds were dyin laughin saying it looked like she was ridin a rodeo bull with that beer in hand out wavin tryin hot to spill any

 

[Awk08]

another good one was when out at like 2am, our buddy had a little yamaha 200 3 wheeler, he stopped to piss, and wee continued to the bottom of a huge powerline, when he started down the hill we all commented "why is craig flashing his lights"
he showed up bleeding everywhere, WTF ??? he wasnt flashing his lights, he missed the trail and rolled the whole way down the hill thru the briers, as his bike rolled it looked like flashing lights
aaaaahhhhhh lotsa good times back in them days ridin and boozin at nite !!!< not recommended for you younguns

 

[xlSRHxl]

haha good sh*t awk.. havent had a moment like that yet.. that i remember anyways

 

[Drifz1]

another good one was when out at like 2am, our buddy had a little yamaha 200 3 wheeler, he stopped to piss, and wee continued to the bottom of a huge powerline, when he started down the hill we all commented "why is craig flashing his lights"
he showed up bleeding everywhere, WTF ??? he wasnt flashing his lights, he missed the trail and rolled the whole way down the hill thru the briers, as his bike rolled it looked like flashing lights
aaaaahhhhhh lotsa good times back in them days ridin and boozin at nite !!!< not recommended for you younguns

lol.... thanks for the recomendations but its a bit late tellin me now lol