You Might Be a Redneck...a different take

[lasxgames]

We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of.. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya'll are.

You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God..'

You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'

You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.

You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

IF YOU DON'T STAND BEHIND OUR TROOPS, FEEL FREE TO STAND IN FRONT OF THEM .

 

[darealblaster]

Thats not a redneck. It's call a good person and being patriotic

 

[jshockey111]

The whole redneck thing is fake as sh*t. No one even knows what it means to be a redneck anymore. All of these guys put "Im a redneck" on thier 50,000 dollar jacked up trucks and sh*t, if they were a real redneck they wouldnt have a truck to drive. The miners would be so ashamed of what the term has become

 

[rocky318]

i remember back when if you where called a redneck it was very offensive now it has taken a turn and now people embrace it. but hey whatever floats ur boat and finds ur remote.

 

[blastapole]

The whole redneck thing is fake as sh*t. No one even knows what it means to be a redneck anymore. All of these guys put "Im a redneck" on thier 50,000 dollar jacked up trucks and sh*t, if they were a real redneck they wouldnt have a truck to drive. The miners would be so ashamed of what the term has become

thats why TOBY KEITH gets paid millions of dollars. To persuade common people to buy 50,000 dollar trucks on a 20,000 dollar a year income.

Eat it up young consumers. Never get ahead.

 

[yb200]

The whole redneck thing is fake as sh*t. No one even knows what it means to be a redneck anymore. All of these guys put "Im a redneck" on thier 50,000 dollar jacked up trucks and sh*t, if they were a real redneck they wouldnt have a truck to drive. The miners would be so ashamed of what the term has become

miners or oil rig drillers are called roughnecks not red neck lmfao

 

[tippmann98]

I think im a redneck, you tell me lol

1. I have a P.O.S farm truck that I wouldnt trade for the worldI:I

2. I have a hopped up pulling tractor that has more paint than my truck

3. I have false teeth

4. I treat people with respect until they dont deserve it

5. My grammer blows

 

[pittss1c]

Depends on who your grammer blows, if it is just your grampar it ain't so bad. If she blows you, you might be a redneck.

 

[Paulie B]

The term redneck comes from the sunburn on the back of farmers necks from workin on the farm.
I'm an undercover redneck haha

 

[jshockey111]

no, the term redneck came from when there where the strikes of the WV miners. The miners from the south wanted a union. and the miners from the north didnt. To distinguish themselves when they fought(over some dumb sh*t, mught i add) the northerners wore red hankerchiefs around thier neck, hence the term redneck. It might be switched around north and south but you get the piont. LMFAO. good job YB200

 

[MINIGfather]

I think im a redneck, you tell me lol

1. I have a P.O.S farm truck that I wouldnt trade for the worldI:I

2. I have a hopped up pulling tractor that has more paint than my truck

3. I have false teeth

4. I treat people with respect until they dont deserve it

5. My grammer blows

Damn your 22 and have false teeth? How did you lose them so young??