So me and a buddy go to a bar today in PA, ( o riley's or something like that) and on our way home we decide to stop at a freinds house and drink some more booze.... well its roughly 3:30 in the morning and i just made it home after a nice 1 mile walk..... turns out volkwagon golf's are not good in the ice... and its all black ice too. we were spinning outta control and sh*t it was fked up. well we left his house at 1:30 and he lives maybe 2 miles MAX from my house. and true to PA we have hills.... everywhere and the 1% grades were giving us trouble.. so i had to walk 1/2 a mile BACK to the guys house we came from to get cat liter.. well after 5 minutes of strategically cat litering the road ( and i use strategically veeerry loosely because its icy.... snowing, and cold and im in a sweatshirt and jeans) we finally get enough traction to clear this incline and make it to a main road where its atleast a little better only to end up in The drivers front lawn because even though he had hte brake in... we slid right past his driveway... straight into the lawn.. unfortunately i did not have my camera with me... or i would have taken plenty of pictures... No damage to the car.. i think maybe the tires are worn further but we didnt hit anything, much to my incredible amazement.. well thats my ramble for the night now im going to bed. oh yea and walking home half drunk on ice.... is NOT a whole lotta fun as i was falsely lead to believe.