Favorite quotes

May all your chickens turn into horses and kick your fowlhouse down.

I would not pee down your throat if your guts were on fire.
 
i hear your whistle you see my smoke i just passed your power stroke. my friend made that up talking about dodge cummins passing power strokes lol.
 
Where is the ba at I can't seem to find him oh wait he's right here
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If it don't smoke , it's a joke.

If you don't know, your sure to blow . <<<< my opinion about not reading about 2 strokes before you go out and ride the hell out of it with wrong jetting or air leak. .
 
I have learned to avoid serious injury by screaming, completely freaking out and losing consciousness just before impact

And on a Jeep, upside down on the windshield of course, "If you can read this, roll me over."