Facebook

sh*t, i have like 700friends. i dont need any more high schoolers, i have enough young hoes as friends on there as it is. dont need the cops to think i am a gay prev
 
Spam-bots, they browse the internet looking for emails and then you post yours. Ever wonder how you get spam mail?

I never get any spam, its rare that I ever see one thing in my spam mail and its usually from something I did like signing up for things such as forums