fourth pic down was hilarious he has a crazed look in his eye like he would have eaten the whole chicken(it looks like)
Yeah, I think the guy in the back is calling 911:
Phone Guy: "Help, there is this crazy man at our camp, giving away chicken, no, INSISTING we take it..."
911: "Stay on the line sir... Where are you calling from?"
Phone Guy: "Ummm, off the Uniack exit, about 2 miles west, then 5 miles south, then at the end of the road about 3 miles east, drive through what looks like a pond and climb the rocks on the other side, follow the power line you can see from the top for about 5 miles, when you get to the logging trail, don't take it, but turn south and follow the river for about 2 miles. When you get to the the boulders, climb them and you will see our tracks in the mud on the other side. Follow the tracks for about 2 miles until there is less tracks, then turn right into the woods. We are at the lake down by the campfire, you'll smell the fries, they've got a wood fired frier going on down here..."
911: "Click"
Phone Guy: "and if you see the stubborn guy running 8psi in his tires, tell him to air down. Fries are getting cold and we ain't waiting for him any more..."