You've tore down your blaster 5 times in the last year and re painted it 4 of those times.........
You lay awake at not not thinking of your girlfriend or about whats going on in life, but rather what plastics would look better and if you want to build a stroker big bore or just a big bore...............
You have conversations to yourself talking about your blaster...............
When someone says cylinder you say jug...............
You know the primary gear reduction ratio off the top of your head.............
You have 800 pics of your blaster.... and that was as of yesterday..........
You've scared more girls with your blaster then with your pit bull..........
Your blaster has a higher police profile then the drug dealer down the street.............
You've put more miles on your blaster then your 1986 c20............
You have more hoods then pairs of shoes........
You have more pistons from the last 2 years then girlfriends from the last 3.........
You've stole gas out of another quad so you could ride.....