u might be a blaster nerd if...

justtwistit

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i saw this on another forum so i thought it would be cool to do it here


if u spend more time with ur blaster then u loved ones

start it everyday just to make sure its running fine
 
if ud rather ride ur blaster than your girlfriend lol

um if your riding your girlfriend than that means she....has.......a....****:o


ahhhhhhh ew

you might want a new girl before its too late........

hahah just messing with ya man...but you want her to be the one riding
 
if you know every bolt/nut/thread size on your bike
 
You've tore down your blaster 5 times in the last year and re painted it 4 of those times.........

You lay awake at not not thinking of your girlfriend or about whats going on in life, but rather what plastics would look better and if you want to build a stroker big bore or just a big bore...............

You have conversations to yourself talking about your blaster...............

When someone says cylinder you say jug...............

You know the primary gear reduction ratio off the top of your head.............

You have 800 pics of your blaster.... and that was as of yesterday..........

You've scared more girls with your blaster then with your pit bull..........

Your blaster has a higher police profile then the drug dealer down the street.............

You've put more miles on your blaster then your 1986 c20............

You have more hoods then pairs of shoes........

You have more pistons from the last 2 years then girlfriends from the last 3.........

You've stole gas out of another quad so you could ride.....
 
/\/\/\/\/\ you might be a blaster nerd if .............................
you have a list like above
 
if you have carried the blaster piece by piece to a second story apartment

you built your bike in the freezing ass cold on a porch

you get engulfed by different ideas for color combos and plastic combos

you refuse to part it out or sell it even though you've only gotten to ride it a total of about 3 hours since you bought it in october the previous year, and that looks like the only riding time you'll get for a long time
 
if you have 02 blaster on your shoes

my old nikes
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