Springbreak in Cancun?

Id stick to the resort and not venture too far off in mexico lately... my friend was there last year around this time and got jumped and they beat the piss outta him... he didnt even know what happened.. they found him in some bushes all bloody and messed up...
 
Hm thats not good, were staying at riu cancun its a 5 star resort so it should be fun.
I was planning on going on one of those pub crawls where they take you to all the clubs yay or nay?
 
I stopped in Cancun when I was on a Carnival cruse. I chartered a trip for marlin. I ended up catching a nice mahi-mahi. The captain cleaned it and took us to his buddies restaurant. They cooked it up and we drank a bunch of tequila. All I saw was the port authority and a little bit south but I could see how things change really fast when you get out of touristville. Everything was cool at first but 2 miles down the road were military personnel with machine guns. Be sure to visit Senor Frog's and make sure you eat before you go. Hot chicks and cold beer.

Senor Frog?s Restaurant and Bar

Fishing on the Famoso. This is a great boat and a great crew. $450 for 6 hours.

Have fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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If you do not have pics of hot drunken chicks doing scandalous things then we're going to think you went to Europe to hang out with 99LRDblaster in his speedo
 
If you do not have pics of hot drunken chicks doing scandalous things then we're going to think you went to Europe to hang out with 99LRDblaster in his speedo


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Ive heard that cancun is pretty bad lately.. id have to assume if i was a mexican gang of theives id be hitting up all the drunken ahole white kid college bars to find me someone with one of those $500 iphones to jump.....

That being said.. dont make yourself a target, and you wont become one.... Id dress casual.. dont dress like a rockstar.. Id take very little cash... no technology and nothing of subtainable value... and id try to keep a low key and only talk to tourist bitches...


STAY AWAY FROM THE LOCAL GIRLS...
 
I make a monthly trip to Mexico to bring product back to the states. I've never had a problem with the natives or border patrol.

the border patrol will be waiting the next time you haul a van load of underage mexican boys back to cincy
 
sh*t dude dont drink the water and wear a condom!! it gets pretty crazy.... i mean ur in for the time of ur life, u will never for get it, lol