spiders

[4cfed]

A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was.


Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders
mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.


"They're mating," her father replied.


"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.

"That's a Daddy Longlegs, " Her father answered. A pause!
"So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.


"No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."


The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and
stomped them flat. "Well, that might be OK in California and New York, but we're not having any of that **** in Wisconsin

 

[brandoz28]

BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA



o man i'm dying....that's some funny sh*t....

 

[4cfed]

B) .

 

[1bad442]

bwahahahahah only in cheeseland lmaO

 

[Caterpillarmech]

I had to LOL on thtat one.

 

[NEONNIGHT34609]

I:I8-| lol TOO FUNNY

 

[Triple_B]

bwaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhah cough cough breath in bababababahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahaaahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 cough cough he ha ha he he ha he ha fading away ha ha HaHAHAHAHAHAaa ahahaa haha ha ha ha ha. thats frekin hilarious

 

[CARNZ]

LOL....haha good one

 

[roadkill]

hahahahaha thats pretty funny

 

[4cfed]

bwahahahahah only in cheeseland lmaO

silly fib its adam and eve not adam and steve