Loooooookkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wait, i have the solution for the mis-matched pair............
put the stiffer one on the right side, the weaker one on the left and go circle/flat track racing !!!!! I:I
 
Naw, throw me an opening and i'll give a punch line.

Not extracting the urine from you Bro, just funning, I could not help my self.