i got drunk last night and see what happen

[Hatchhonda19]

i fell into a bush.... it hurts so bad

 

[mr_3_0_5]

dont you hate when those bushes jump out in front of you..

 

[Hatchhonda19]

i chugged half a bottle then when outside for a smoke and i when to go back inside and i just fell right on my ass in a bush..put a hole right trow my pants and boxers,my back was full of blood... i think the cigarette just made me really light headed.

 

[tjscott]

a cigarette makes you light headed?

liiiightweight!

you havent been smoking long huh?

 

[Paulie B]

Could of been worse.
One of my buddies went out for a piss and pissed all over my other bud out there
He was THAT guy!

 

[Darrell]

Could of been worse.
One of my buddies went out for a piss and pissed all over my other bud out there
He was THAT guy!

lmao...i did that once but passed out on the step and woke up to a wet foot!!

 

[ruthless_one3k]

That reminds me of a guy I used to work with. he got real drunk on a fishing trip and ended up pissing all over his own luggage