i almost crapped my pants

lol i wonder if this beast is real. if it is, then how did it happen? did some female ape in heat rape some man walking in the woods? idk but i'm a firm believer
 
i wouldnt call this sasquatch but i stayed at my firneds house he said likes go down by the edge of the woods and throw rocks at the trees he told me him and his other firned did it and some kinda weird nose happened and it was like tanking over trees so i wanted to try so we did nothing happened at first then we did it again and some kinda nose sounded like a half dead goat baby and then u hear trees fallig over and like sreaming it was crazy