Broke my nose

forget that dont punch girls bullshit, i would never throw a punch at a girl, but when some drunk chick is screaming in my face throwing punches they will be on the ground.
 
i hate when girls play victim....if ur goin to step to a man get in a mans face and push him to that limit...then dont biotch when ur ass gets stuck....
 
no...mr has never hit me....but ive seen alot of my friends be stupid and just expect a guy not to do anything when they are screaming and yelling in a guys face...and then when they get hit or pushed its OMG i cant belive a man put his hands on me...
 
my wifes knows and i have dated a few women that know.. if you hit like a man get ready to be hit back like one! i personally will not hit my wife as hard as i can like she has hit me i know my strenght and know i would put her in the hospital if i did..

i did have a crazy ex that liked to get violent all the time... she blasted me in the nose 4 times one night and in the back of the head 5-6 times and looked shocked then she got picked up and choke slammed onto the hood of her car, and couldnt understand why i took her car keys and throw them in the grass off to the side of a parking lot at night.. "opps''
 
Well my current first lady of hotness is an angel but I did date a chick that liked to get slappy and punchy.
I got fricken tired of that sh*t and told her if she got the balls to punch me then she is a man.
She did it again and I didn't punch her but pimp slapped the sh*t out of her.
The look on her face after that was like I boned her Mom and killed her cat lol
Good riddance to that girl!

yes that is the best lmfao I:I
 
well one of my fav says to a girl is. i cant hit a woman by i sure can kick the sh*t out of a dog. then i nugg them in the lag an start laughing at them.
 
oh wow that sucks...donkey punch that b****...haha. I wouldnt dare raise my hand to a man and i expect the same respect back...besides the mr is like over 6ft and im only 5 ft...that wouldnt end well...im tough...but im not stupid!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA I cant believe you told him to donkey punch that b!tch.... LMFAO Now thats funny sh!t there.

I completely agree with you.

Oh and that sucks about the nose bro.
 
oh wow that sucks...donkey punch that b****...haha. I wouldnt dare raise my hand to a man and i expect the same respect back...besides the mr is like over 6ft and im only 5 ft...that wouldnt end well...im tough...but im not stupid!!

/\/\/\/\/\/\ thats a true "lady", and i agree, when a biotch decides to not act like a lady and thinks she's tuff enuf to punch a man in the face for no reason or self defense, she better be tuff enuf to deal with the consequences
 
this girl kicked me in the nuts because i called her a stupid biotch and it was like some crazy reflex hit me i f*cking slapped her so hard that i turned her lesbian, she hates guys now.
 
this thread is AWESOME!! I:I I:I lol pure honesty from everybody, and Mrs305 u are cool as hell. "donkey punch that biotch" bahahaha
 
Sorry to hear about the nose man....

I had an ex girl that wanted to shoot me with her dads gun scary sh*t but yea, but my current girl of 2 year's know if she lays a hand on me she is out and not nocked out guy's, I mean kicked out my apartment.
 
well i didnt wanna look stupid and ask what a donkey punch was, so i looked it up on wikipedia, and suprise suprise, look what the definition is.............
(i highly doubt this is the definition the "mrs" meant)

Donkey punch is a slang term for an apocryphal and potentially lethal sexual practice supposedly performed during anal sex. The purported practice involves the penetrating partner punching the receiving partner in the back of the head or neck (what is known in boxing as a rabbit punch, after a technique to kill rabbits) allegedly causing the receiving partner's anal passage to tense up and increase the pleasure of the penetrating partner. When used, the donkey punch is almost exclusively executed during or just before the orgasm of the penetrating partner.