So this guy walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. Sitting on the bar is a jar with about a thousand $10 bills. He asks the barkeep, how do I win the jar. Barkeep says, itll cost ya $10 to find out. Guy figures, what the hell, gives the barkeep $10. Berkeep says, ok, to win this jar, you must do three things. First, you must drink a whole pint of tequila without making a face. Second, theres a pitbull out back with a bad tooth, you have to take care of that. Third, theres a 90 year old woman upstairs that has never had sex, you must take care of that too. Guy says f*ck that and goes back to drinking. A few rounds later he comes back and says, ok, give me the tequila. He downs the whole thing, tears running down his face, but doesnt make a face. Barkeep says, ok, now the pitbull. Guy goes out back, and theres all this commotion, screaming, growling, scratching, howling, banging, then silence. Barkeep thinks this guys gotta be dead. Then he comes back in, clothes ripped, bloddy, beat to hell. Guy looks at the barkeep and says, ok, now wheres the woman with the bad tooth.
