Tom Brady, after living a full life, died. When he got to
heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with
a faded Patriots flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity,
Tom," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."
Tom felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the
porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story
mansion with BLACK & GOLD sidewalk, a 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous
STEELERS logo flag, and in every window, a TERRIBLE towel. Tom looked at God
and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was
an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even won a few Super Bowls."
God said "So what's your point, Tom?" "Well, why does Roethlisberger get a
better house than me?" God chuckled, and said: "Tom, that's not
Roethlisberger's house....
It's Mine."