Thieves stuff them all in a porto-potty

I've been the victim of thieves several times.
I finally found a way to get the pissed feeling out of my system.
Here's what I do.
I'm a landscaper so I have a ton of stuff on my trailer that's irresitable to thieves but it's all locked down, except a gas can prominently placed.
It's 3/4 water topped off with some stale gas.
I'm always on the lookout for gas cans I can use for this.
It always works.
Another thing I do at Christmas but it can really be done year round is box and gift wrap your trash or something nasty.
I like to use kitty litter mixed with dog turds from my kennel.
Wrap it up really nice like a gift and leave it in the back of your truck.
I love to leave it at Wal-Mart, the thieves can't resist apparently.
I just wish I could see their expressions as they open it!
Oh yeah, be sure to leave them a nice note inside thanking them for discarding of your rubbish.

felice navidad!!!
ha ha ha!
 
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blasterdude14 said:
Ok guys thanks for all the support and this is gonna be one long crazy story I'm about to write. Also sorry if my original post was a little harsh and swear filled I was pretty steaming mad at the time. Ok onto the story

Well it turns out that my friend who owned the subwoofers that I were in my jeep decided to mess with me and steal them and the stereo while I was sleeping.
Then when I woke up in the morning to find all the stuff gone, naturally I flipped out and went down to his house and talked to him about what happened he acted like he knew nothing and played along thinking they were stolen when he had the stuff the whole time.
So I gather up my friends and we go out on a hunt for the stuff since I had no idea he had the stuff. Well I start banging on doors in my neighborhood and no one says they heard or saw anything so we start looking around at people who may have taken it nothing drove all around searched all over craigslist.
So after all that I decide to go file a police report thinking they would be able to help me and find the stuff. Filed the report and was told a detective would call me monday.
After that my friends including the one who stole the stuff decide to take a trip to the mall to take my mind off things.
So we are in the mall walking around joking and just having a little fun, me and my one friend, one of the few who I can now trust, leave the mall I pack up my stuff to stay at his house for the night. Then from there we leave with another friend to go play some PS3 and he tells us that my friend told him he took the stuff.
So I ask my friend about it but he continues to deny it all, but is telling everything to my one friend who I'm sitting right next to. So I let it go for the night because I didn't feel like dealing with this crap.
In the morning I come to find out my friend had put the subwoofers in my driveway during the night, I'm not even at home, so I find out from my mom in the morning and I go home and just sitting there pissed wondering what to do and where the stereo is because he returned the subwoofers but not the stereo, which I paid my money for that I worked to earn.
So being steaming mad I hop in the jeep and go down to his house trying to stay calm enough not to bash his face in, and see him walking up his road so I talk to him and he denies ever having the stereo straight to my face then just keeps walking on. So I went down to his house and spoke with his grandpa, who doesn't really care what happens and says I have to talk to my friend about it.
Well after that I go to my friend who told me about what happened and have him call my friend who stole the stuff and have him ask where the stereo was. He tells my friend that he put the stereo on top of the subwoofers but they werent there. What made me even more mad is that he told my friend about it but doesn't have the balls to admit it to my face.
Now I don't know what to do the stereo may actually be gone for real now and I have the subs sitting in my room. I'm so lost as to what to do now.
The detective is supposed to give me a call monday and I'm gonna talk to him and possibly press charges against my friend.
I can care less for these subs what I really want is my stereo back.
What do you guys think?
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ok sorry man dont think im a thief or anything but heres what i would do steal something of his untill he gives u the stero if he has it so get some of ur friends and raid his house lol jk
 
Tharrell said:
I've been the victim of thieves several times.
I finally found a way to get the pissed feeling out of my system.
Here's what I do.
I'm a landscaper so I have a ton of stuff on my trailer that's irresitable to thieves but it's all locked down, except a gas can prominently placed.
It's 3/4 water topped off with some stale gas.
I'm always on the lookout for gas cans I can use for this.
It always works.
Another thing I do at Christmas but it can really be done year round is box and gift wrap your trash or something nasty.
I like to use kitty litter mixed with dog turds from my kennel.
Wrap it up really nice like a gift and leave it in the back of your truck.
I love to leave it at Wal-Mart, the thieves can't resist apparently.
I just wish I could see their expressions as they open it!
Oh yeah, be sure to leave them a nice note inside thanking them for discarding of your rubbish.

felice navidad!!!
ha ha ha!
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Got a great chuckle from me!!!!! Love it!!!!
 
Tharrell said:
I've been the victim of thieves several times.
I finally found a way to get the pissed feeling out of my system.
Here's what I do.
I'm a landscaper so I have a ton of stuff on my trailer that's irresitable to thieves but it's all locked down, except a gas can prominently placed.
It's 3/4 water topped off with some stale gas.
I'm always on the lookout for gas cans I can use for this.
It always works.
Another thing I do at Christmas but it can really be done year round is box and gift wrap your trash or something nasty.
I like to use kitty litter mixed with dog turds from my kennel.
Wrap it up really nice like a gift and leave it in the back of your truck.
I love to leave it at Wal-Mart, the thieves can't resist apparently.
I just wish I could see their expressions as they open it!
Oh yeah, be sure to leave them a nice note inside thanking them for discarding of your rubbish.

felice navidad!!!
ha ha ha!
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bahahahahhaahahah....i gotta try that lol
 
hell man, go talk to his parents and tell them he better stob bein a lil biotch and fess up, or charges are gonna happen, that is such bull, tell him the subs are gona till a new stero appears in ur hands, if he doesn't fess up, ebay them, fk him man, shows who real friends are, i ahte when peopletake things too far
 
Well everything is good now guys, my friend made things right.
He got me a new stereo, the same model I had before even got a bill of sale saying its mine. This mass load of bull is over with
 
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