quad poems

Nov 12, 2008
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"Banshee" written by 8-ball
Early in the morning you gotta pull that choke
One kick of the lever and it starts to smoke
2 cycle premix starts burning in the air
Ripping all six gears without a care
350 twin with the dual tailpipes
Aftermarket of course 'cause that's what we like
we ride in the dunes or on a trail
doesn't matter where we go we'll be giving her hell
you know you gotta show some Yamaha pride
because our love for the banshee will never die!

"The Mighty Zilla." written by zillafreak
One morning I go out and start the Zilla,
the one known as the Banshee killa.
I took her out and hit the powerband,
because it is time to hit the sand.
Pack everything in the truck for the long haul,
while the Zilla waits to kill them all.
The destination is within reach,
I can’t wait to tear up Pismo Beach.
My first race was up Comp Hill,
boy was that was an easy kill.
These banshees think they are hot sh*t,
but when they see me they all quit.
Must have been the way I ride with grace,
because me and my Zilla didn’t lose a race.
After all the sand and other things were thrown,
I sat at the top on my throne.
After many rides under the moons,
I had enough of the sand dunes.
So I made the long trip home,
but I made a stop to race at the superdome.

and last one written about a fellow forum member
"The miss2stroke Poem" written by zillafreak
miss2stroke love to ride her 144 dirtbike
To her, all quads look alike.
She can tear it up at the local track
she is always on the attack.
Able to clear doubles with great ease.
those triple are just a light breeze.
As she makes the last pass
I can't help but stare at her ass.
Winning is what she does best
But its easy when everyone stares at her chest.
When we get home it will be fun
because tonight I will be her number one
 
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My Blaster - for blaster195
Went outside one cold morning to start my blaster,
She is the one known as the four-stroke’s Master.
Once she gets all warmed up,
She will run like a scolded pup.
I took her for a stroll to the local race track,
All the punks lined up to talk their smack.
One punk manned up and raced me with a side bet.
I beat him down the track without breaking a sweat.
Now he must walk home feeling odd,
Because I just won me another quad.
 
ur rhymes are good but i have to say
im the baddest biotch on a blaster down this way
line em up and u will see
i launch in second when i leave
bangin out when i dump the clutch
you can tell ur friends i didnt win by much
under estimated once again
dump it in 3rd and keep it pinned
burnig premix is what u smell
looks like i have another poker to sell
 
here you go baby
Blaster Biotch
Everyone knows her as Blaster biotch,
because she will run your ass into a ditch.
She can bang through the gear very quick,
Because she is one bad ass chick.
She can ride her blaster on its back wheels,
Only she knows how that feels.
She’s constantly kicks Nelson ass,
Maybe she should teach our riding class.
 
no crabs, mrs. biotch, the itch is when a guy gets a chubby and can't do anything about it, so he has an "itch" he can't get rid of.
well i changed it anyways.
 
My blaster;
of that sh*t im the master
you think you can take me but biotch im faster
your sh*t is lame
my sh*t cant be tamed
I dont think your game
for getting your sh*t stained
by the dirt that will be flying up your skirt