Physical exams

lmao, in the past year I have had 3. The first one was a partial for a job. The other 2 were full blown for my CDL's and a company I was going to drive for. They do suck
 
The first time I had a full physical done was with some ugly asian doctor. She was cool until she made me pull my pants down and turn my head to cough. she looked star struck
 
i missed a big paying electricians job at the newport news shipyard back when i was 19, some fag lookin doctor came in at the end of the physical, with some gay ass lookin smile on his face, put a rubber glove on, and with a jar of vasoline in his hand told me to bend over, he was gonna check my prostrate, i told him he was gonna get some dental work done if he didnt get the fuk away from me, as i put my clothes on and walked out, like a 19 year old needs checked for an enlarged prostrate????
i just didnt like the look on his face, like he was gonna enjoy it or sumthin
fuk that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,
failed the physical, i didnt get the job, or violated, 46 yr. old virgin now!!!!!!!!
bend over for no man, ever, for any reason
44 inch triple d's, red 6 inch pumps and a naughty nurses outfit....i might consider it
 
AWK your getting close to the greasy finger age! I had to have it done when they were trying to figure out my appendix one time. Turns out it was ready to pop. Let me tell you boys, there is not enough toilet paper in the world to get that ky out of your ass. You feel like you need a fire truck to come and wash you off!