I was driving to texas a few years ago and it was late and I seen this bar coming up and I was a bit thirsty so I pulled in, I walked on in and sat down at the bar and ordered a beer and a shot....bartender asked me where i was from while pouring the shot...I answered. I got up with my new frosty beverage and walked to the back where the pool tables where, about 35 min later I walked back up to the bar and ordered a nother beer and shot......bartender asked if I was doing good in the back with pool ...I said na loosing my ass....lol...I then said..after taking my shot..I bet you I can piss in this here shot glass and not miss a drop....as I slid it about 5 feet down the bar from me ....bartender said ya ..right....and threw a $20 on the bar I said hold on a sec and walked to the pool table and came back a min later with a $20 and threw it on the bar also......stood back and whiped out my pecker and let loose a hell of a piss, all over the bar, glasses,bartender,stools,and floor....while wipeing off his cheek the bartender askes me why you so happy you lost $20 ...I said...I just bet them dudes in the back $500 I could piss in your face and on your bar and you would smile about it....lol
