How to speak AFRICAN!!

how to speak african/american (including ghetto slang 1/2 words)
can google translate this sh*t for me ?????

Soulja bo o in dis hoe
Wa me cra it
Wa me ro
Wa me cra dat soulja boy
Th supa man dat hoe
N wa me ooo

 
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I just had to add this! Sorry too how ever might not understand it!
Gammat en Gatiep brag oor hulle kinders.

Gammat: My laaitie is so kwaai, sy Juffrou het hom gevra om n sin te maak met "gesegde" en "bysin", toe se hy, "Ons was ons gesegde in die bysin.

Gatiep: Dis nog niks! My laaitie moes n sin maak met "attack", "defense" en "quarrel". Toe se hy, "I climb over defense to pick attack of grapes and eat them quarrel for quarrel..Lmao