Fart Machine

[blasterman312]

I need a fart machine, where do you find them?

 

[newnick]

http://www.thefartmachine.com/

 

[blasterfreek30]

lmao, can i ask why?

 

[blasterman312]

lmao, can i ask why?

sure..

 

[blasterfreek30]

hmm.......really

 

[blasterman312]

I want to try it out in public, like a library, lol.

 

[blasterman312]

http://www.thefartmachine.com/

I just ordered one! Thanks.

 

[blasterfreek30]

I just ordered one! Thanks.

WTF is wrong with you! lol=))

 

[blasterman312]

WTF is wrong with you! lol=))

what, Im gonna stink up this joint.

 

[newnick]

Want to have some real fun?
Get one of those rubber turds and make it look wet with some light oil.
Set it out somewhere that has alot of people walking around.

 

[blasterman312]

Want to have some real fun?
Get one of those rubber turds and make it look wet with some light oil.
Set it out somewhere that has alot of people walking around.

I thinkin' right outside a pet store....I:I I:I


but my town is too small to do that i think.

 

[blasterman312]

Got it in the mail today, I'm going to unleash my farting fury!!

 

[ruthless_one3k]

Man you guys are a little off=)). But if your really wanting to make a seen, go into a dressing room, wait a few minuets, then yell "hey there's no toilet paper in here" I:I

 

[02blueblaster]

hahahahhahahahaha^^^^

 

[blasterman312]

I should try that in church confession

bless me father, for I have..shatted my pants!!!!!

ahhhhh, I feel much better.