Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman

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Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman

November 11, 2010 by Dead Serious News · Leave a Comment


The Rolling Stones said it best, “You, you make a dead man cum.” A 38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000 bond after becoming pregnant by one of her clients-a dead man. The alleged crime took place at the Mourning Glory Mortuary just outside of Lexington, Missouri. Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke with desecration of the dead and necrophilia.
According to a statement made to police by Marmaduke, the alleged victim experienced a post mortem erection while being bathed. Being alone, Marmaduke straddled the dead man and proceeded have sex with him. Much to her surprise, the alleged victim came to orgasm after several minutes. A few weeks later, Marmaduke had a positive pregnancy test while receiving a routine medical exam. Upon telling her doctor the circumstances leading to the conception, the police were notified. Marmaduke was arrested without incident at her dilapidated trailer home a few blocks from the mortuary.
In a bizarre twist, Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man’s estate for child support.
 
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I guess it depends on how long he was dead...

Dead really has two meanings. The officially accepted measurement of dead is when your heart stops beating. Once your heart is done the rest of the processes inside your body start breaking down. But just because your heart has stopped doesn't mean that everything inside your body has ceased to function. All of the individual cells are still alive for a time because they are not getting any new nutrients or oxygen but they have a supply for a time... Nerves, muscles, sperm, all of them COULD still work for a time. With the right stimulus the er...lower half of someone could still function for a short time.

That being said, sperm has a very specific temperature tolerance and outside of that it dies. Muscles burn their internal energy supply very quickly and without nerve impulses, they don't move anyway. If the guy was only briefly dead it's possible but he was already at the mortuary. It sounds like a very made up story to me. I guess they're going to have to do a DNA test to find out...

and the crowd chants; MAURY! MAURY! MAURY!
 
haha if he was actually dead his body wouldnt have the muscles to inject the medicine lol, though post death boners can happen, something about blood settling or something lol i smell poopy!!!!!!!!
 
i like how they tossed in that she lived in a dilapitated trailer nearby lol I:I

Sounds like she's "movin on up" to a "dee lux partment" in the sky! :D

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