Chuck Norris Brother

[darealblaster]

He is the most interesting man in the world.

 

[sheeblast]

ummm this is a huge insult to mr chuck norris

 

[darealblaster]

ummm this is a huge insult to mr chuck norris

why?? its his brother, never said he was better than Chuck, Chuck IS the man

 

[sheeblast]

they say Chuck Norris was suppose to be a twin, but in the womb, he roundhouse kicked the twin and they never saw it again.

 

[darealblaster]

they say Chuck Norris was suppose to be a twin, but in the womb, he roundhouse kicked the twin and they never saw it again.

Legend says the twin survived, and was "aborted"....he became the most interesting man in the world.

 

[sheeblast]

if he was aborted, he would be dead. sorry
but chuck norris' family is american and texan, they wouldn't drink some sh*tty mexican beer.

 

[4cfed]

if he was aborted, he would be dead. sorry
but chuck norris' family is american and texan, they wouldn't drink some sh*tty mexican beer.

so there gonna drink pabst

 

[sheeblast]

I was thinking more like lone star beer
Lone Star Beer

 

[Caterpillarmech]

Long live Lone Wolf Mcquade!

 

[Leines]

macgyver has my vote..... i mean chuck is bad ass... but i never once seen him make a welding stick from a leadpipe and a bicycle..... and chuck had a sidekick.....

ill take hate now...

 

[sheeblast]

macgyver has my vote..... i mean chuck is bad ass... but i never once seen him make a welding stick from a leadpipe and a bicycle..... and chuck had a sidekick.....

ill take hate now...

chuck norris just stares at the two pieces of metal till they weld themselves together out of fear.

 

[Awk08]

i've been saying i'm gonna make a perody vid of that commercial, i needa start video'n my work partner, he wines and cries about every little thing imaginable, i've already told him to get in his daddy's closet, grab his favorite necktie and just get this miserable life over with, because he is...............
the most miserable man in the world

BTW...is chuck where they got the inspiration for.....
"men who stare at goats" ?????????