I am from NJ, thats JERSEY, not new jersey. I curse... a lot.I never had school on Rosh Hashanah or Yom Kippur. I sure as hell don't pump my own gas. I know what real pizza tastes like, and I know that a bagel is much more than a f*ckin' roll with a hole in the middle. Jersey is the yankees of the states.. and there are more yankees fans in jersey than in "the city."I judge people by what exit they get off the parkway. I can navigate a circle--with attitude. All good nights must end at a diner--drunk-- with DISCO fries. I party, drink, and dance better than you. It's a sub, not a hoagie or, worse yet, a hero, and I wash it down with soda, not pop. Two words... "mother f*cker." I don't go to the beach, I go down the shore. And boardwalk brawls are just a part of the atmosphere. Yes, I have a dawg & I drink cawfee. I know that 65mph really means 90. If you're from out of state, going the speed limit, i will cut you off and then drive really slow. I've always lived within 10 minutes of a mall. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn AND the finger. And they expect it. I am from Jersey, and damn proud of it. IF YOU DONT LIKE IT YOU CAN GO f*ck URSELF!!!!..OH AND HAVE A GREAT DAY!!
