hudack, i chased that damned unicorn for hours yesterday till i ran out of gas, and just couldn't get any closer to that that bastard, have u ever caught it?
Something isn't right and I just can't decide what
- Thread starter Kungfutree
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Give me a second, I got a fake email I sent someone as an offer on an 8X8 that they wanted 15 grand for used.... and beat up lol
Ok found it!
I will trade you my worked over 2001 Banshee. Cheetah 660 kit, runs on jet fuel (or unicorn piss if more readily available). Does upwards of 140+. I have hit trees at upwards of 70 and the frame is only slightly bent but the motor is ******* amazing.
When i rebuilt this engine, I had the cylinders sleeved with adamantite, I had Zeus the god of thunder do the port job on it. The reeds are made of f*ckyeahium. Rims are made from the leather of a hydra and the tires are made from the Bigfoot's toenail clippings.
Ok found it!
I will trade you my worked over 2001 Banshee. Cheetah 660 kit, runs on jet fuel (or unicorn piss if more readily available). Does upwards of 140+. I have hit trees at upwards of 70 and the frame is only slightly bent but the motor is ******* amazing.
When i rebuilt this engine, I had the cylinders sleeved with adamantite, I had Zeus the god of thunder do the port job on it. The reeds are made of f*ckyeahium. Rims are made from the leather of a hydra and the tires are made from the Bigfoot's toenail clippings.
I almost caught one once, them my specially made powerband snapped, i was gunna get that unicorn too....
I was riding down a long trail once. Out of the corner of my eye I caught a glimpse of the unicorn! I said to myself "Today IS THE DAY!". So I reach for the clutch and kick it into 4th, then 5th and then 6th! I notice I'm gaining a little bit of ground! I also notice I'm coming to an open field! I start telling myself "I got you this time" but I'm just not fast enough! The udder disappointment starts to hit me that he will probably get away again. HEY! I have an idea! I need to ditch some weigh! less wieght mean you go faster...right? Hmmm. what can i take off the quad so i can lighten it up? front fenders?...With a swift kick there off!...handle bar pad? Riiipppp...GONE. Well, I'm still not gaining much! HEY. I could take off my clothes, Theres about 6-8 lbs! screw it...there off! So here I am riding top speed across an open field and all I'm wearing is a helmet when I notice Mr. Unicorn is actually a semi going down the highway that's next to the field!...That son of a B***H evaded me again!
