soak all the fasteners with PB Blaster ( the finest penetrating oil on the planet , it pisses excellence ) spray them liberally ( like you would spray a group of towelheads with m60 rounds ) then let it soak ( like them towelheads in a pool of blood ) for a good long time , overnight is best ( cause then the dogs start chewing at the corpses of those bloodthirsty godless heathens ) then use a air impact wrench on the fasteners ( mimicing the sound of a browning automatic rifle pumping round after round into the desert bunker hideout of those sorry as hell excuses for camel dung ) and use the torque of the wrench to free up them stuck nuts and bolts .