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[4cfed]

SOOO there is this broad my wife dont like, you could call this broad a skizer? chicken head, hoe.. all of the above.. anyways. she been flappin her mouth about racing people with her stock ass automatic mazda 6 n/a ...

this chick was running her mouth to my wife and my wife told her she would smoke that junk with the suburban.... ( the wife and i are drag racers before quad riders) just cant afford to build a car this year.

well this girl was out racing people, got smoked by a stock ass 02? grand prix n/a 4 door... shewas haulin ass down a main street, 2 lanes each way, flew threw a intersection, and got clipped in the rear bumper by a saturn that was turning.... which in turn the mazda spun out and came to a stop in the middle of the road, and we almost clipped her front end in the suburban..

cops and ambulance came and took her away on a stretcher.. she was cryin and freakin out, i was eatin my ice cream laughin my ass off.. wife was laughin... even the broads boyfriend was laughin... he called her a dumb box... I:II:II:II:II:I

driver of the saturn didnt get aticket.. but she will.... $500 for the ambulance ride, and prob recklass driving, inatentave driving, and maybe more...


when her b/f left he shook my hand... as he was walkin away i got dude wtf now my hand smells like trout...


sorry i guess you would have had to been there but i had to share

 

[4cfed]

a little more back ground on this chick.... i hustled her for $100 bucks one night.. she usedto have a 2g talon awd 5 speed with a fart can and cone filter...

i had a white 94 talon tsi awd 5 speed.. told her all it had was a fart can and took her for a ride. i open the ash tray befor she got in and flipped the switch for the dual stage boost controler to low which was 6 psi... and took her for a ride, she laughed.. i said whats funny she said its slow.. i said no dude its f*ckin fast!! she goes wanna race?

i said sure... wanna race for money? like 420 she goes how about 100 i said uhh ok...
so we went out of town to a spot we had prepped for street races... i flipped it back to high stage ( 22 psi) ...

i told her to launch first and ill try to catch her she laghed and said ok... she she launched when she was ready... she launched at like 2500 rpms... i launched right after her at 5500... spun all 4 tires and caught her in second gear... and proceeded to put about 15 cars on her... lol

after she handed over the cash.. i laugh and said thanks hahaha.. she goes theres more done to that than you said... i said yup you got straight hustled, she says what do you mean... i laughed and told her what was done she was pissed took off and no one seen her for like 3 months lol


needless to say..... i had a ported big 16g turbo. 550 injectors 255 pump, dsm link, crower 272 cams, 3 inch catless turbo back, 22 psi of boost on high setting, turebo xs rfl, 50/50 center diff, 4 bolt rear end, act 2600 clutch, short throw shifter, c/f hood, .... and some other little random sh*t..

 

[stnditup2]

Hahahaha dirty 2 timer lol....... Thats great man...

 

[Awk08]

skank should have known after the first time.....
"dont f with the FED'S" hahahaaaaaaa

 

[bobdryerr]

hey aric i can smell trout from here... what the hell lol

 

[4cfed]

hahahaha.... im sure there will be something on the local news papaer wed site about it, ill post it if there is

 

[blastermaster01]

hahaha, thats funny man

 

[blasterdemon7]

You never tell what you have and you only go as fast as you need to,to beat the other car.

 

[ajblaster]

hahaha dummy hate when people talk shyt

 

[blasters/banshees]

tell us when shes back for round 3 ahahah

 

[4cfed]

Lol I been checkin the online news for here and nothing yet..