Everyone please laugh at me!!!!!!!!!!!
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ok paullew, and you other bro's that need some of uncle awks wisdom, i took some time out of my boredom to have a little woman education..................
number.........
1...is where the master scheme that they can control your every breath takes palce
2... is where the lies to get what they want is spoken from
3... these are the poison flowers to attract unsuspecting bees
4...this is like the best roast your momma ever cooked for you, but it is laced with arsenic and anti-freeze
5... this is where the gawd-damn devil himself lives, and has been the downfall of many a good man, one taste of this and you will sell your soul, and your blasters !!!!!
proceed with caution fella's, these creatures will change everything you ever thought you knew about life, love, happiness and the strength of your backbone
hide your wallet, and lock up your toys !!!!!
and more times than not, find yourself a good source of porn on the internet, most of your sex will be alone after the first few months when the control she seeks is accomplished
number.........
1...is where the master scheme that they can control your every breath takes palce
2... is where the lies to get what they want is spoken from
3... these are the poison flowers to attract unsuspecting bees
4...this is like the best roast your momma ever cooked for you, but it is laced with arsenic and anti-freeze
5... this is where the gawd-damn devil himself lives, and has been the downfall of many a good man, one taste of this and you will sell your soul, and your blasters !!!!!
proceed with caution fella's, these creatures will change everything you ever thought you knew about life, love, happiness and the strength of your backbone
hide your wallet, and lock up your toys !!!!!
and more times than not, find yourself a good source of porn on the internet, most of your sex will be alone after the first few months when the control she seeks is accomplished
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This is a thread that should be sticky'd for the young pups to learn from, well actually both young and old alike.. hahah
what would we call the sticky....."awks guide to where the gawd-damn devil lives"
90% of lawmakers from the beginning of time have been, and still are men, how did we let this happen................
marry her and half of what you own is hers,
marry her and get half (if your lucky) of the freak she used to be!!!
that in my eyes is false advertising, fraud and extortion at it's finest, yet we lawmakers turn our backs on it ??????
this should be criminal !!!!!!!!!!
and i'm not talkin any of this from experience, when i was married, once, to my sons mother, she couldnt shut me off, she didnt know where i was getting it !!!!!!!!!!!
the others never got a ring, and remained freaks till the end, and even afterwards in a few cases
omg dude that has to suck dude deff blastys before hoes haha wow man u better get the money back for that damn ring but you can never have the same blaster haha i could never replace my blaster! well here ya go hahahahahahahah lol
I have found that you have to treat her good, but dont set her expectations high, set them low, so that when you do something good, its REAL good. and when you dont, she was expecting it.
Buy her something once in awhile, to justify the stuff you buy, and lastly
LIE ALOT!!!!!
Buy her something once in awhile, to justify the stuff you buy, and lastly
LIE ALOT!!!!!
As the guy who rebuilt my 450 said to me:
The things you own are here to stay but pussy comes and goes.
The things you own are here to stay but pussy comes and goes.
damn dude that sucks i would take the ring back and explain to the guy what happened and gime him his money back plus maybe a lil extra for his trouble.
haha.
An old man once said to me "You don't need to buy the pussy, just rent it out now and then "
No lie lol
see what happens, you stopped working on the quads and riding them and got rid of them and paid more attention to her and realized what she really was....
hahaha been there done that, been married for 4 yrs, no complaints here, i got lucky i guess, i love her to death, the same woman as when we were dating, she has made one statement about my toys, selling fixing etc, truck motorcycle quad, my response....i told her if she ever mentioned me selling my toys again... i mentioned not if u want a divorce, not a word since, now the bitching about all the money spent on them is a different story, she said she wanted kids i got her a dog...she said she wanted kids again...got her a cat, well now i've run out of options, lol
sux dude but now u have a reason to build a new one, better than the last
hahaha been there done that, been married for 4 yrs, no complaints here, i got lucky i guess, i love her to death, the same woman as when we were dating, she has made one statement about my toys, selling fixing etc, truck motorcycle quad, my response....i told her if she ever mentioned me selling my toys again... i mentioned not if u want a divorce, not a word since, now the bitching about all the money spent on them is a different story, she said she wanted kids i got her a dog...she said she wanted kids again...got her a cat, well now i've run out of options, lol
sux dude but now u have a reason to build a new one, better than the last
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