you might be a redneck if.......

[blaster01]

you blow up a pool, a mattress, and a doll all in the same day.......lol (got this one in a text)


ok keep this going....maybe we could get some laughs outa this....just keep it semi clean

 

[Awk08]

have ever used anything other than what belongs in a reedcage,
i have one stock pedal, rednecked into a vf2 reedcage on my boys bike
but saw a redneck reed repair video once, the guy used a credit card

 

[Blasterdude27]

lol!!!! !

 

[roadkill]

Your state's got a new law that says
when a couple get divorced,
they are still legally brother and sister

Your grandfather died and left everything to his widow.
But she can't touch it until she's fourteen

lol

 

[roadkill]

You think fast food is hitting a possum at 65 mph. i cant take credit for these though i got them off some website

 

[Country Blaster]

LMAO!!!!, Why ya gotta pick on us rednecks? LOL

 

[Awk08]

uni, did you get them off the west virginia state website????

 

[roadkill]

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF ... nope here

 

[blaster01]

HAHAH we aint picking........WERE ALL READNECKS IN SOME WAY