weirdest blaster injury

88' blaster

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any one got them? here is my most recent..

well me and my friends were just chilling down in the woods. we got bored had some one run to a local tic toc, got some hot dogs and some marshmallows and we made a bonfire. it was fun and warm. so i was just chillin by the fire laying on the blaster( damn its comfortable). almost had my eye shut but i had a hat over my eyes from the smoke. so they took a old blanket from my friends truck and put it over some sticks on the fire. well.... the next thing i saw was a huge flame about a foot from my face when i moved my hat. i scared me because it was like right there on my face and i rolled off the blaster and since i did not rebuild my kick start yet it sticks out and BAM landed on the kick start then hit the foot peg. they thought it was funnier then sh*t. when i got home i took a pic of the after math and they were like damn that sucks. so yeah....the weirdest injury from a blaster

here is the pic i sent...(its from my phone so bare with me)



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its almost half way across my lower back
 
Mine was going over a series of small bumps on an MX track with the stock rear shock. The ass end caught a hill and bucked up and the seat cracked me in the ballsack real fast and I damn near rolled the Blaster and ended up pulling the clutch in and rolling off the track with my head planted on the handlebars while I was recovering.
 
had one similar to that i cased a small double which threw me forward nads hit gas tank, rite knee hit under side of thumb throttle, and body contorted forward over the handlebars. got to love the ergonomics of the blaster.I:I
 
had one similar to that i cased a small double which threw me forward nads hit gas tank, rite knee hit under side of thumb throttle, and body contorted forward over the handlebars. got to love the ergonomics of the blaster.I:I

I hate the seat on them. Looking back in hindsight I would of taken some padding out of the seat to make a groove to sit in and lowered the seat height.
 
my craziest one was i was trying to race another blaster, i was on my 88 and he had a 99, and i got beside him and gunned it. o sh*t theres a ditch. i didnt see it even though i used to ride that way every day, and i tried to turn, couldnt. tried to lock up the 88 brakes, and nothing. so i bailed and next thing i know i am laying on a pile of rocks on the bottom of a ditch and the blasters on top of me. if i wasnt wearing a helmet, i probably would have had my skull crushed. the only thing that happened was my pants ripped all the way up and i had tumble weeds in my arm. for those of you who dont know what tumble weeds are..... google it
 
my craziest one was i was trying to race another blaster, i was on my 88 and he had a 99, and i got beside him and gunned it. o sh*t theres a ditch. i didnt see it even though i used to ride that way every day, and i tried to turn, couldnt. tried to lock up the 88 brakes, and nothing. so i bailed and next thing i know i am laying on a pile of rocks on the bottom of a ditch and the blasters on top of me. if i wasnt wearing a helmet, i probably would have had my skull crushed. the only thing that happened was my pants ripped all the way up and i had tumble weeds in my arm. for those of you who dont know what tumble weeds are..... google it

Those things are a pain in the ass. In Ohio we have this little spikey balls that are probably 2 inches in diameter that grow off these weed brush bushes. They are irritating as f*ck.
 
i know what youre talking about. do they call them burrs? but yeah i have ran into those a few times down at the beach and stuff.
 
wished there was a prize for this

if you guys dont remember..............
no heelgaurds and work boots = disaster
boot laces came loose, got cuaght in my chain, sucked my leg back under the axle as the laces wound around the axle like a winch, had me stuck there with my leg trapped under it for an hour, tried calling my freinds, no answer, had to call 911, just sittin on the blaster while the ems looked for me on the mountain, shot me with morphine and extracted me from the bike, leg was broken and foot was facing completely backwards, got an awesome 3 minute helicopter ride while zooming on morphine, surgery to install 4 pins in leg and foot and 16 weeks in a cast on crutches, rode the blaster the second week with a golf putter bolted to the shifter to use as a hand shifter