Urgent! Breaking news:

[blaster01]

BP has stopped the oil leak! they have slid a large wedding ring around the pipe and it stopped putting out!!I:I8-|B)

 

[blasterdemon7]

Thats not the only thing that will stop putting out when you put a ring on it !

 

[blaster01]

thats the point of the joke......put a ring on it, stops putting out, lol

 

[slickerthanyou]

BP has stopped the oil leak! they have slid a large wedding ring around the pipe and it stopped putting out!!I:I8-|B)

Thats not the only thing that will stop putting out when you put a ring on it !

That's a good one, too bad it isn't that easy! I feel so bad for those who live in those areas that are probably never gonna recover from this.

 

[yb200]

That's a good one, too bad it isn't that easy! I feel so bad for those who live in those areas that are probably never gonna recover from this.

i hear ya man, its a terrible thing.

also your wife only stops having sex with you after marriage if she is a biotch

 

[Awk08]

thats why you never "buy" the "cow" when you're already getting the "milk" for free

 

[DirtDiggler]

What is the food Scientificly proven to reduce a womans sex drive 99%?

































Wedding Cake

 

[blasterdemon7]

thats why you never "buy" the "cow" when you're already getting the "milk" for free

AWK is a pimp.lol

 

[blaster01]

HA....................................thats pretty good I:I

 

[Awk08]

AWK is a pimp.lol

thats "pimp daddy" to you

 

[blasterdemon7]

thats the point of the joke......put a ring on it, stops putting out, lol

My bad.I didn't look at it good.I thought it said welding ring.Anybody seen my glasses?lol

 

[blaster01]

lol.....old people cant see......jk man

 

[hudack]

haha this is kinda funny

 

[brandoz28]

they didn't get it done soon enough.........R.I.P. Spongebob......

 

[blasterfreek30]

^^lmao....thank god hes gone lol

 

[OConnor Racing]

I don't even bother waking Jess up. It only takes a couple of seconds.

 

[slickerthanyou]

i hear ya man, its a terrible thing.

also your wife only stops having sex with you after marriage if she is a biotch

Ya but when she's sleeping it's all good then ya don't have to talk after!

thats why you never "buy" the "cow" when you're already getting the "milk" for free

BAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I THINK I JUST PISSED MYSELF!