The Random Thread/Weird Quotes

Oct 16, 2008
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I was bored and thought of this just type whatever just random quotes you thought of or you heard that are different i am going to start it

"Hey do you ever wake up and have you penis stuck in your vagina?"
 
Heres one i came up with in 10th grade english class.Actualy got an A+ on it..lol

"I used to think that i knew everything.But,now i know that i know nothing."
-Tristan.
 
Heres an old pick up line...that worked to make the girl laugh..lol..

"Wow...nice shoes..................wanna f*ck?"

lol. Obviously they knew it was a joke.
 
Peggy- "Tell me you love me, Al" Al-"I love football, I love beer, let's not cheapen the meaning of the word." -Al Bundy
 
I don't take drugs as an escape trick, like some cheap magician on a cruise ship. I take drugs to find gold, like a greedy prospector in the backcountry. There are those who take drugs to be cool and those who take drugs to expand. I am not James Dean. I'm a balloon. And god has a mouth on my hole. And is blowing. And filling me up. And filling me up. One day I will explode. And then I will be free.
 
"A few years ago, a tornado hit this place. It killed the people, left and right. Dogs died. Cats died. Houses were split open, and you could see necklaces hanging from branches of trees. People's legs and neck bones were sticking out. Oliver found a leg on his roof. A lot of people's fathers died, and were killed by the great tornado. I saw a girl fly through the sky, and I looked up her skirt. Her skull was smashed. And some kids died. My neighbor was killed in that house. He used to ride bikes and three-wheelers. They never found his head. I always thought that was funny. "

this is on gummo never seen the movie though
 
one day my friends an i where driving down the road an my friend was like "bob you cant put ur car in reverse at 60 mph" then i said " watch me"

i dont know why it was so funny but we couldnt stop laughin for long time.
 
"Let Me Take My Time Let Me Work Things Out I Could Be The Man You've Been Dreaming Of Just Get On Your Knees And Open Your Mouth And Accept This Gift Of Lust And Let Downs What Did You Expect? You Think I Really Care? You're Just Another Notch On This Belt I Wear So I'm Taking Off Yeah I'm Leaving Town Don't Call Or Write See You Around
God Damn! f*ck. f*ck. Her. Like. I. Never. Could. f*ck Her Doggy Style First I f*cking Die Just From The Thought And If You Want It You Can Have It Baby! Just Come And Sit By Me God Damn, I Never Knew It Could This Easy You Take My Money But I Take Your Time All I Wanted Was To Stop Think Back And Rewind All I Wanted Was A Memory So You Can Savor The Moment THANK YOU, YOU f*ckING WHORE"